Like all people, I wonder what will happen when I die. And being a programmer, I came to the obvious conclusion: store my consciousness in a program that will live on in cyberspace in perpetuity!
So, after literally minutes of messing about, may I present the "Me" applet:-
Now you will able to communicate with me forever through the power of Java. Now if I can just hook it up to Blogger, I can keep writing blog entries long after they stop being funny!